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		<title>What&#8217;s Up. I&#8217;m a Big Ass Fish.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[God Gives Hook to Gargantuan Celebrity Fish Posted Aug 4th 2009 4:00PM by TMZ Staff The most famous carp on the planet mysteriously washed up dead in England this morning &#8212; and people close to the fish believe the death may have been &#8230; ((wait for it)) &#8230;. in cold blood!!!! The 64 pound carp [...]


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<h1>God Gives Hook to Gargantuan Celebrity Fish</h1>
<p>Posted Aug 4th 2009 4:00PM by <a  href="http://www.tmz.com/bloggers/tmz-staff/">TMZ Staff</a></p>
<p><!-- sphereit start -->The most famous carp on the planet mysteriously washed up dead in <strong>England </strong>this morning &#8212; and people close to the fish believe the death may have been &#8230; ((wait for it)) &#8230;. in cold blood!!!!</p>
<p><img title="God Gives Hook to Gargantuan Celebrity Fish" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/08/0804_benson_carp_valentinelow_bn.jpg" border="0" alt="God Gives Hook to Gargantuan Celebrity Fish" hspace="0" vspace="0" /></p>
<p>The 64 pound carp &#8212; named Benson &#8212; became a local celebrity in the U.K. because of her size &#8212; and the fact that she was caught more than 60 times!</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the twist &#8212; locals believe the fish may have been <strong>poisoned </strong>&#8230; sorta.</p>
<p>According to several reports out of the U.K., the man who owns the fishery believes some dumbass fishermen used uncooked nuts for bait &#8212; which, if ingested, could have killed the beloved fishy.</p>
<p>But since there will be no autopsy, the world will never know for sure. So long fishy&#8230;.</p></blockquote>
<p>Source: <a  href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/04/god-gives-hook-to-gargantuan-celebrity-fish/">TMZ</a></p>


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