So at my work, we received a company wide e-mail.

Subject: Missing Food
“Someone took ______s Lean Cuisine stuffed cabbage last week. It is his favorite. The box was seen in the trash can and no one is admitting to eating it! We are a very friendly office and this is simply unacceptable. This might have been a mistake and if so, please make sure it does not happen again.

______ is now afraid to bring any more food to work, especially stuffed cabbage which is currently on sale at Kroger for $1.98.

Please replace the stuffed cabbage or at least make sure this does not happen again.”

I admit. I laughed. For awhile.

I showed this e-mail to a friend who shared this link with me: