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August 4th, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

God Gives Hook to Gargantuan Celebrity Fish

Posted Aug 4th 2009 4:00PM by TMZ Staff

The most famous carp on the planet mysteriously washed up dead in England this morning — and people close to the fish believe the death may have been … ((wait for it)) …. in cold blood!!!!

God Gives Hook to Gargantuan Celebrity Fish

The 64 pound carp — named Benson — became a local celebrity in the U.K. because of her size — and the fact that she was caught more than 60 times!

Here’s the twist — locals believe the fish may have been poisoned … sorta.

According to several reports out of the U.K., the man who owns the fishery believes some dumbass fishermen used uncooked nuts for bait — which, if ingested, could have killed the beloved fishy.

But since there will be no autopsy, the world will never know for sure. So long fishy….

Source: TMZ

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  1. August 6th, 2009 at 21:09 | #1

    Thats crazy. Damn its the legendary sileighty mania! I was reading about since the 2000s about drifting and etc…. I was only like 11 at the time.. Now I am a big boy hahaha. Anyway gotta keep up with your blog. Check me out sometime. http://superterrifichappycarblog.blogspot.com/ P.S. you still got that big ass yellow jacket? haha.

    • August 6th, 2009 at 21:31 | #2

      haha thanks Tae Sung! Thanks for the comment and I will check out your blog.

      hmm… I wonder if I still have that yellow jacket… I gotta check the closet!

  2. October 3rd, 2009 at 21:55 | #3

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