So I read an article about Kanye West opening up 10 Fatburgers in the Chicago area! Maybe this is like trading players in sports teams. We get Chicago’s Portillo’s and you guys get our Fatburger. I think we got the better end of the deal, but Fatburger is still really good!

Many people complain about Fatburger not being so great, but this is the reason why – because you’re not ordering it right!

A Fatburger MUST HAVE:
-Type of patty is up to you. I actually really like the turkey burger.
-A fried egg
-Bacon
-Cheese

If you can do that, you will be a very happy fat person with a heart condition.