My friend Marc’s family is from Molokai.  I often hear him tell people about what a jerk Andrew Zimmern is… but I’ve been saying that for years.  Marc usually talks about how he saw Andrew Zimmern do an episode in Hawaii where he was repulsed by Spam.  I shared this story with Logan because he likes pineapples and coconuts and fruit punch, and he readily had this link available to me within seconds –

And then had this to say:
f**k that guy
he can choke on a dick musubi

Hahaha! I was laughing really hard… time to make another urban dictionary entry