rob: i wanna eat my banana but…i can’t bring myself to
that’s not really a conversation is it?
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So at my work, we received a company wide e-mail.
Subject: Missing Food
Body:
“Someone took ______s Lean Cuisine stuffed cabbage last week. It is his favorite. The box was seen in the trash can and no one is admitting to eating it! We are a very friendly office and this is simply unacceptable. This might have been a mistake and if so, please make sure it does not happen again.
______ is now afraid to bring any more food to work, especially stuffed cabbage which is currently on sale at Kroger for $1.98.
Please replace the stuffed cabbage or at least make sure this does not happen again.”
I admit. I laughed. For awhile.
I showed this e-mail to a friend who shared this link with me:
PassiveAggressiveNotes.com
I have this weird thing… I don’t like driving down crazy inclines or over bridges. My palms get all sweaty, my heart races, and I get crazy nervous. It’s weird, and I cannot help it. It’s like my weird thing with the sound of crushing/scraping ice. Don’t ask… that story is for another day.
Anyway, MSNBC has this new feature called Bridge Tracker. It basically allows you to view bridges along your commute so that you can see inspection results and general info like average traffic. Look at the page showing the route from San Francisco, CA to San Rafael, CA. Look at all the bridge points that say “Functionally Obsolete”!!!! Just great MSNBC, do you want me to never drive on a bridge ever again?!
Source: Jalopnik.com
Getting tired of crap I hear on the radio these days, I decided to listen to AOL Radio on the bottom left hand corner of my AIM buddy list. There’s a lot of great music on there – check out the Classic Hip-Hop and the ’90s Hip-Hop radio channels.
On one of the comedy channels I heard a comic named Jim Gaffigan talking about Hot Pockets. Funny guy!
Turns out, he jokes A LOT about food. Here’s another video that had me laughing by my self in my office:
Part 1:
Part 2:
When somebody writes about you on their blog, you are famous. When somebody who doesn’t even give a crap about cars or drifting writes about you on their blog, you are famouser!
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